Gambling can become quite a serious endeavour very fast especially when the game involves skill and has high stakes involved. This is the exact moment when the foreboding tension in the entire room has to be dispensed. And what better way to do that than through a couple of jokes, all dealing with gambling of course?
A few jokes in between hands will be able to reduce the stress of the game, release some feel-good hormones and let you play the game in the best way possible.
How to Laugh and Play at the Same Time?
There are laughing clubs functioning all across the world now. These clubs ask you to laugh loudly and with others in order to rejoice and relieve all the dormant tension in your body. Being free of anxiety is truly a great thing and what better way to do so than through laughing. Even hearing someone else laughing can relieve the stress that you feel. When you tell a joke and you set all the rest of the players into fits of laughter, know that you have truly understood the spirit of the game.
Once a gambler, always a gambler. And what better way to set a couple of gamblers off into hysterical fits than by telling a couple of gambling jokes (maybe old and hackneyed, but still, right?) Moreover, telling a couple of gambling jokes will enable you to not only provide some great laughs but also make a few friends in the gambling community.
Our Top Favorite Gambling Jokes
Poker Jokes
Usually, the ones at the poker table are deadly serious when high stakes are involved. However, it does not actually have to be that way all the time. Even in a high stakes game of poker, you have to find the silver lining so that you do not make a wrong move or play the wrong hand and lose the game.
Some of the popular jokes for people involved with the poker industry include the following:
“What is the difference between playing poker online and live inside a room? If you lose the game badly, you can cry and nobody will laugh at your miserable failure.”
“Last Sunday, I played poker with one full deck of Tarot cards. Guess what happened? I got a full house hand and 4 people dropped dead.”
“A few cows were smoking a blunt and also playing a round of poker. Guess the steaks were pretty high right?”
Card Jokes
If you like your card games, then take a look at all the card jokes that are listed below:
“I had to leave my job at the blackjack card game table. I just could not deal with other people anymore.”
“Which brand would never lose a game of blackjack? Forever 21.”
“Why did the elephant refuse to play a game of cards in the forest? Coz of the cheetahs, of course!”
“I played a good game of strip poker yesterday. I did play my socks off for sure!”
Casino Puns
If puns are your piece of cake, then here are a couple of dorky casino puns to get your game started. These include the following:
“Rita works as an accountant for Hallmark. She cannot play at casinos. Just the other day they threw her out because she was a ‘professional card counter.”
“They arrested a T-Rex after he was hired at a Las Vegas casino. He was a small arms dealer, apparently.”
“What would you call an iguana that manages a casino? A Lizard of Odds, what else?”
“Why can pirates not play a game of cards? Because they are standing on the deck.”
Gambling Addiction Jokes
If you do not get triggered by gambling addiction and talk of it and can actually handle a couple of dark jokes, then these gambling addiction jokes are just for you.
“Why did they throw out the necromancer with gambling addiction? Because he kept on raising the steaks.”
“I told my therapist that I wagered I would never gamble again. I wonder why she did not believe me.”
“What does a gambling addict call heaven? Pair-a-dice.”
Funny Gambling Jokes
“Chuck-E-Cheese since junk food and gambling should be taught to kids early on.”
“Why did Ronald’s wife leave him because he is a compulsive gambler? He says he will do anything to win her back.”
Casino Jokes
“Why is Russian roulette one of the easiest games on the planet? Because all the people who are alive have never lost at it.”
“My friend rushes to the roulette table when he enters a casino. So I taught him the Russian version. Kinda blew his mind, guys.”
Gambling Jokes
“My wife said that she would leave me if I did not deal with my gambling issues. No worries because I think she is bluffing.”
“My kid keeps on skipping though meadows. I think he has a gambolling issue.”
F.A.Q.s
What are some gambling phrases?
A couple of gambling phrases include “ace in the hole”, “luck of the draw”, “hit the jackpot” and “in the cards”.
What do gamblers call their money?
Gamblers call their money using the words “pot”, “kitty”, “stake”, “chip” and so on.
What are nicknames for gamblers?
Some of the nicknames for gamblers include cardsharp, dicer, crapshooter, punter and so on.